How To Recover from the Faris and Pratt Split

If you don't know what we're talking about, you clearly haven't been on Twitter in the last 24 hours. Sadly, Mom actress Anna Faris and Guardians of the Galaxy actor Chris Pratt have legally separated. Fans are losing it on social media and we are equally devastated! Seriously, look at this Buzzfeed article we read about them just last week. Our heart aches for them! So today, we wanted to share a few remedies in hopes to brighten the days of those saddened by this soul-crushing--does true love even exist--separation. Here it goes!

Binge Watch the Scary Movie Series

Surprise Cindy! Special Officer Doofy reporting for duty.

Have an Adult Beverage

Sip on your sorrows with this Star-Lord-inspired cocktail!

Dress Up as Your Favorite House Bunny

"We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice."

Dino Nuggets

And when you get hungry, channel your inner Jurassic Park and chomp on some of these childhood favorites.

Let the Aggression Out

Invite your closest pals over for a pillow fight, to really, let it all out.

Troll Parks & Rec

Laugh until you cry while scrolling through the 100 funniest Parks and Recreation memes of all time.

Find Your Number Two

And last but not least, cherish this cinematic moment, forever.

We're not crying...

Just them allergies! Let's try to keep it together as best we can. For Jack's sake.

Mend your heart by devouring the details of brighter days with these soul-saving remedies. To Faris and Pratt, we hope it all works out for the better...but may #Fatt live on forever!